My Surrender Speech Is Written
$28.50$28.50 in the launch sale, 25% off $38 · Army
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Size chart
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 26.75 | 28 | 29.5 | 31 | 32.25 | 33 | 33.5 |
| Width | 17 | 18.5 | 20.5 | 22.25 | 24 | 25.23 | 26.75 |
Product measurements may vary by up to 2 in (5 cm). Compare them with a tee you already own.
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Printed to order · ships in 2 to 5 business days · misprints and damage replaced free
Ready for the day the machines take over. It’s short, gracious and heavy on please and thank you, and your Ai helped edit it. For the person whose whole survival plan is good manners.
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- Fit
- Regular unisex fit, XS-3XL, true to size
- Blank
- AS Colour 5001T premium tee
- Fabric
- 5.3 oz mid-weight, 100% combed cotton, pre-shrunk
- Direct-to-garment print, centered at mid-chest
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside out; tumble dry low or hang dry
- Shipping
- Printed to order in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 5 business days to most of the US.
- Returns
- Made to order, so final sale. Misprints, defects and damage replaced free within 30 days.